Congresscreature Michele Bachmann, who has represented Minnesota’s 6th District and Planet Mars for the past eight years, will retire from Congress next year in order to spend more quality time with her attorneys. Mrs. Bachmann, the screaming whistle of the Tea Party kettle, is under investigation for shenanigans perpetrated during her presidential campaign quest for World Domination in the name of Jesus.
Rep. Bachmann will be mourned by the army of fact-checkers and copy editors she has kept fully employed during her four terms in office.
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More:
“Michele Bachmann’s file,” PolitiFact.com
“Michele Bachmann Said What?!” Tim Murphy, Mother Jones
“Michele Bachmann’s 5 Most Quotable Soundbites,” Michael Catalini, National Journal
“Five reasons Democrats will miss Michele Bachmann,” Ana Marie Cox, The Guardian
“Why Michele Bachmann Is Really Retiring From Congress (CHART),” Huffington Post
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