Bristol Palin, Levi Johnston Engaged

Bristol Palin, Levi Johnston Engaged

Society Notes: The editors of US Magazine are pleased to announce the betrothal of Miss Bristol Sheeran Marie Palin and Mr. Levi Keith Johnston of Wasilla, Alaska.

Mr. Johnston is an unemployed dropout from Wasilla High School, where he played hockey while fathering Miss Palin’s son, Tripp Easton Mitchell Palin. His sister blogs and his mother was in pharmaceuticals.

Miss Palin is a noted authority on abstinence-only sex education. Her mother, Mrs. Sarah Palin, a former sportscaster, was Temp-Governor of Alaska for several months. Her father Todd, a retired BP employee, races snowmobiles and fishes for salmon.

The wedding is expected to take place just before the Fall television season. The bride will wear Carolina Herrera, the groom and Tripp will sport a camouflage pattern. The couple plans to honeymoon on reality TV.


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2 Responses to “Bristol Palin, Levi Johnston Engaged”

  1. libhomo Says:

    Is this a shotgun wedding?

  2. Mike Licht Says:

    libhomo asks: Is this a shotgun wedding?

    I have not seen the couple’s gift registry yet, and a pair of his & her shotguns may be on it. I would imagine that large caliber big game rifles would be preferred, and popguns for Tripp. The groom is also known to fancy retro muzzle-loading rifles. Ammunition is always a thoughtful wedding gift.

    Mr. Johnston’s future mother-in-law has a personalized assault rifle.

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