The Claus Conspiracy: Sabotaging Secret Santa

If your workplace compels you to participate in the pernicious practice known as “Secret Santa,” there’s only one thing to do. Sabotage. Give awful and inappropriate gifts. They are given anonymously, so why not give the gift that shows how much you care?

Suggestions:

Horrible Christmas sweaters.

Kitty cat stocking stuffers. Perfect for dog lovers.

Onion Ring Mints or a Bacon Air Freshener.

Items from Dave Barry’s holiday gift guide: The Golf Club Drink Dispenser, Beer Pager, or Jerky Pistol, perhaps.

Eric Wemple at the Washington City Paper recommends the Stainless Steel Wallet.

More suggestions from MP Dunleavey, Esquire, Diane Mapes, The Daily Telegraph,  Rachel Dixon, and Jill Harness. 

Image by Mike Licht. Download a copy here (the perfect gift!). Creative Commons license; credit Mike Licht, NotionsCapital.com

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