After temporarily freeing the 800,000 hostages and temporarily reopening the federal government after six weeks of shutdown, President Donald Trump is said to be preparing a Declaration of National Emergency in case Congress doesn’t give him $5.7 billion for his border wall by Valentine’s Day. He’ll declare an emergency because of the grave threat of invasion by savage caravans of duct-tape-wielding rapists at the US-Mexico border. Funding for the wall will come from Mexico Trump’s daddy Deutsche Bank Russian oligarchs the loose change under the Pentagon‘s couch cushions, and money slated for 50 disaster relief projects including some in Texas and Florida, states that voted for Trump in 2016. The man is a political genius.
More:
“Legal and practical hurdles would await Trump emergency declaration,” Wesley Morgan, Politico
“A ‘National Emergency’ Is Not An Option To Save Trump From Failure,” Elie Mystal, Above the Law
“The US border situation isn’t a national emergency, Pentagon officials tell Congress,” Heather Timmons, Quartz
Updates:
“‘I want him to declare an emergency’: Eric Trump urges his father to use executive power to build a border wall,” Timothy Bella, Washington Post
“Trump: ‘Good Chance’ I’ll Declare National Emergency for Border Wall,” Daily Beast
“Trump teases national emergency declaration could come during SOTU,” John T. Bennett, Roll Call
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