
The Washington Post has finally recognized a threat NotionsCapital pointed out two years ago: the sinister Suburban Deer Menace. Hordes of hungry horned and hoofed ungulates stalk suburbs in silence, grazing on gardens, wrecking cars, even knocking celebrities off bicycles.
In the wild, deer density is about 20 per square mile. In suburban parks they may number 400 per square mile. Can nothing stop the ominous onslaught of Odocoileus virginianus, the White-Tailed Deer?
Fear not. Recipes for relief are at hand; none are hard to swallow. Chew on this:
Broiled Venison Steak
Hungarian Venison Stew
Shoulder of Venison
Noisettes de Chevreuil Saint Hubert
Rack of Venison Stuffed with Pecans, Currants, Sausage, and Pears
Venison Stew
Wild Ohio Cookbook – Venison Recipes
Some might find this solution hard to digest, but suburban lawmakers are motivated.
Note: For a less flavorful strategy, look here.
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