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Lindsay Graham’s Continuing Legal Education

October 2, 2019

Lindsay Graham's Continuing Legal Education
Senator and Doctor of Jurisprudence Lindsay Graham, defending President Donald Trump against credible reports of abuse of power, addressed this arguement to the Great Court of Twitter:

Annotation was provided by a thoughful attorney with a frightful spouse, George Conway III:

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Otisville Vacation

May 7, 2019

Otisville Vacation

Business Notice:

Michael Cohen, Esq., former Executive Vice President of the Trump Organization, is relocating to the federal enclave at Otisville NY, in leafy Orange County, for a 3-year residency. Please refer all future Donald Trump obstruction of justice proposals to William P. Barr, 950 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20530-0001.

More:

“Michael Cohen, by Turns Lawyer and Witness, Becomes an Inmate,” Maggie Haberman, Ben Protess and William K. Rashbaum, New York Times

“As Cohen heads to prison, Trump is ensnared in more questions about possible illegal behavior,” Phillip Bump, Washington Post

“Hundreds of former prosecutors say Trump would’ve been charged with obstruction if he weren’t president,” Jacqueline Thomsen, The Hill

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How Much Do You Charge to Review Michael Cohen’s Documents?

June 13, 2018

How Much Do You Charge to Review Michael Cohen's Documents?

In the case against Trump fixer and attorney Michael Cohen, federal judge Kimba Wood appointed Barbara Jones as special master to review the 12,543 pages of papers and 291,000 electronic files (from two phones and an iPad) the FBI seized from Mr. Cohen’s office, hotel room, and home. Ms. Jones reviewed all of them in 6 long days, identified 162 privileged items, invoiced for $47,390, and didn’t even bill for rubber gloves or barf bags.

That’s $700 an hour, because Big Law.

Michael Cohen’s attorneys will finish reviewing the documents on Friday, after which they will quit.

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Pantsless Pearson Spanked By the DC Bar

June 12, 2018

Pantsless Pearson Spanked By the DC Bar

You may remember DC Administrative Law Judge Roy Pearson Jr., who persistently but unsuccessfully sued a neighborhood dry cleaner for $54 million over a lost pair of pants, which were later found. What was lost was Mr. Pearson’s lawsuit, as well as his position as a judge. Now the DC Bar’s Board on Professional Responsibility is finally considering disciplinary action over the 4-year-long, meritless claims crusade. The Board had rejected a 2016 hearing committee’s recommended 30-day stayed suspension, and now, 2 years later, proposes a 90 day suspension.

So, this is about a suit initially filed in 2005, decided in 2007, denied on appeal in 2008 and 2010, reviewed by the DC Bar disciplinary committee in 2016, and reconsidered by the Board in 2018. Bear in mind that Mr. Pearson claimed he was wronged in part because he didn’t receive the dry cleaner’s advertised “Same-Day Service.”

Oh, the dry cleaning store closed in 2007 due to the financial and emotional toll of the lawsuit.

More:

“Judge Who Sued Dry Cleaner For $54 Million Over Missing Pants About To Get Wedgie From Disciplinary Committee,” Joe Patrice, Above the Law

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Trump Wants Better ‘TV Lawyers’

May 15, 2018

Trump Wants Better 'TV Lawyers'

Celebrity Apprentice star and U.S. President Donald Trump wants to mount a more powerful legal defense, according to the Washington Post:

“The president vents to associates about the FBI raids on his personal attorney Michael Cohen — as often as ’20 times a day,’ in the estimation of one confidant — and they frequently listen in silence, knowing little they say will soothe him. Trump gripes that he needs better ‘TV lawyers’ to defend him on cable news and is impatient to halt the ‘witch hunt’ that he says undermines his legitimacy as president.”

So, ‘TV Lawyers.’ But who? Rudy Giuliani is no Perry Mason, and Ben Matlock won’t leave Atlanta for DC.

More:

“Trump expresses need for better ‘TV lawyers’ to combat Mueller probe: report,” Joe Concha, The Hill

“It’s Probably Killing Trump That Stormy Daniels’ Attorney Is Attractive And Great On TV,” Michelangelo Signorile, Huffington Post

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The White House Lawyers Up

June 21, 2017

The White House Lawyers Up

President Trump hired a lawyer to help him with Trump-Russia investigations. In fact, he hired a whole bunch of lawyers. His vice president and son-in-law are hiring lawyers. Even the president’s lawyer has hired a lawyer.

Though four top law firms turned down the chance to represent Team Trump, this administration is creating lots of high paying jobs for DC lawyers.

Job Creation. Another campaign promise met.

More:

“White-collar lawyers see opportunity in Trump scandals,” Darren Samuelsohn and Andrew Restuccia, Politico

Update:

“Sessions Hires Attorney as Russia Probe Expands,” Daily Beast

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Bye-Bye ‘Billable Hours’?

October 19, 2015

Bye-Bye 'Billable Hours'?

The District of Columbia has a higher concentration of lawyers than any other place in the known litigating universe, but the foundation of DC’s legal world may be crumbling:

“It has been criticized as inefficient, needlessly punitive, and susceptible to abuse. Law students are warned about it. Attorneys have called for its death and likened living under its regime to a ‘living hell.’ Still, the billable hour reigns.

But that may not always be the case, as shifts in the legal industry are forcing traditional law firms to reconsider their structures.

Firms that use billable hours make money by paying their associates flat salaries that come out to less than the combined hourly fees at which they’re billed out to clients. Then firms pocket the difference. This structure incentivizes them to hire many associates and work them extremely hard (which might account for why for “associate attorney” has been labeled the ‘unhappiest job‘). The billable-hour model only works, however, when firms are flush with business. During the recession, idle associates became dead weight, law firms orchestrated massive layoffs, and the model’s risks were exposed.”

— “Is the Billable Hour Obsolete?” Leigh McMullan Abramson, The Atlantic

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Texas Legislator: ‘Get That Fetus a Lawyer!’

March 9, 2015

Texas Legislator: 'Get That Fetus a Lawyer!'

Texas State Representative Matt Krause (R-District 93, Tarrant County) wants legal representation for fetuses, and has introduced a bill to that effect in the Texas House of Representatives. Rep. Krause was one of the first graduates of Jerry Falwell’s Liberty University School of Law, and ran the Texas branch of Liberty Counsel, a “legal ministry” which, by a remarkable coincidence, is headed by a professor from the Liberty University School of Law.

More:

“New Texas Plan Would Assign Lawyers To Fetuses,” Tara Culp-Ressler, Think Progress

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There Are Only 8 Gazillion Billable Hours In A Year ….

April 1, 2013

There Are Only 8 Gazillion Billable Hours In A Year ....

“The billable-hour system is the way most lawyers in big firms charge clients, but it serves no one. Well, almost no one. It brings most equity partners in those firms great wealth. Law firm leaders call it a leveraged pyramid. Most associates call it a living hell.”

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Chen Guangcheng Leaves China for USA

May 19, 2012

Chen Guangcheng Leaves China for USA

Self-taught legal activist Chen Guangcheng, accompanied by his wife and two children, left China on United Airlines Flight 88 to Newark. The blind lawyer describes his departure as a “leave of absence.” This follows his dramatic escape after seven years of imprisonment and torture and a month of diplomatic wrangling.

“Blind Chinese activist leaves for U.S.,” Didi Tang and Gillian Wong, AP via USA Today

Related:

“In China, Where ‘Attorney-At-Law’ Is An Ever More Dangerous Occupation,” B. Pe, Le Monde via Worldcrunch

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