Posts Tagged ‘flag-humping’

Shocking Sexual Assault at CPAC 2020

March 2, 2020

Serial adulterer and habitual flag molester Donald Trump forcibly assaulted Old Glory in full view of the entire 2020 Conservative Political Action Conference at a Maryland casino-hotel on Saturday. He unconvincingly murmured “I love you, baby” into to the flag’s field of stars. This is a clear violation of the U.S. Flag Code and common decency but, once again, the GOP failed to call SVU.

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Serial Flag Molester In 2-Hour Hostage Situation

March 4, 2019

Serial Flag Molester In 2-Hour Hostage Situation

On Saturday, a 72-year-old flag molester held a crowd of conventioneers hostage for over two hours at a Maryland hotel while he delivered an expletive-laced rant. The situation concluded without casualties, and the perpetrator’s unhinged utterances were fact-checked. The miscreant had been observed groping the national banner three years ago in Florida and at a meeting last year where he boasted of separating children from their mothers.

There is no national registry for violators of the Flag Code of the United States.

More:

“The 7 most bizarre moments from Trump’s long-winded CPAC rant,” Amanda Sakuma, Vox

“The 7 Most Bewildering Moments From Trump’s CPAC Speech,” Andrew Kragie, The Atlantic

“15 Claims From Trump’s Speech to CPAC, Fact-Checked,” Linda Qiu, New York Times

“Trump’s unhinged CPAC speech should concern us all,” Eugene Robinson, Washington Post

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