Greetings Occupant:
We have reviewed your Naughty/Nice Statement for calendar 2016. A coal-filled stocking will serve as your Notice of Naughtiness. If you are not in receipt of same, enjoy your gifts and have a happy holiday.
Sincerely,
North Pole Fulfillment Office Staff
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