Posts Tagged ‘compliance’
December 25, 2016

Greetings Occupant:
We have reviewed your Naughty/Nice Statement for calendar 2016. A coal-filled stocking will serve as your Notice of Naughtiness. If you are not in receipt of same, enjoy your gifts and have a happy holiday.
Sincerely,
North Pole Fulfillment Office Staff
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December 24, 2015

From the North Pole Fulfillment Office
Greetings Occupant:
We have reviewed your Naughty/Nice Statement for calendar 2014. A coal-filled stocking will serve as your Notice of Naughtiness. If you are not in receipt of same, enjoy your gifts and have a happy holiday.
Sincerely,
North Pole Fulfillment Office Staff
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December 25, 2014

From the North Pole Fulfillment Office
Greetings Occupant:
We have reviewed your Naughty/Nice Statement for calendar 2014. A coal-filled stocking will serve as your Notice of Naughtiness. If you are not in receipt of same, enjoy your gifts and have a happy holiday.
Sincerely,
North Pole Fulfillment Office Staff
___________________
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Image (“Santa’s Spreadsheet, after Haddon Sundblom”) by Mike Licht. Download a copy here. Creative Commons license; credit Mike Licht, NotionsCapital.com
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Tags:business, children, Christmas, christmas stockings, coal, compliance, Father Christmas, form letters, gifts, holidays, kids, Kris Kringle, Naughty, naughty or nice, Nice, parody, retail, Santa, Santa Claus, shipping
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December 23, 2010

Greetings Boy or Girl:
We have reviewed your Naughty/Nice Statement for calendar 2010. A coal-filled stocking will serve as your Notice of Naughtiness. If you are not in receipt of same, have a happy holiday.
Sincerely,
The North Pole Compliance Office
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September 30, 2010

J.P. Morgan Chase acknowledged that employees signed off on thousands of foreclosure documents without really reading them. This was in response to a sworn statement by a Chase employee that her team signed off on 18,000 foreclosures a month without proper document review. The firm just froze the foreclosure of 56,000 homes until their documents are re-examined.
Chase is not alone. An Ally Financial document processor admitted signing off on 10,000 foreclosures a month without reading the paperwork. “That’s barely a minute per case,” notes the Washington Post‘s Brady Dennis, “assuming he works a normal eight-hour day.”
Instead of oversight, banks have “robo-signers.” Still believe that financial institutions can regulate themselves?
Update: “Robo-Signing: Documents Show Citi and Wells Also Committed Foreclosure Fraud,” Abigail Field, AOL Daily Finance.
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