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December 25, 2016

Greetings Occupant:
We have reviewed your Naughty/Nice Statement for calendar 2016. A coal-filled stocking will serve as your Notice of Naughtiness. If you are not in receipt of same, enjoy your gifts and have a happy holiday.
Sincerely,
North Pole Fulfillment Office Staff
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December 24, 2015

From the North Pole Fulfillment Office
Greetings Occupant:
We have reviewed your Naughty/Nice Statement for calendar 2014. A coal-filled stocking will serve as your Notice of Naughtiness. If you are not in receipt of same, enjoy your gifts and have a happy holiday.
Sincerely,
North Pole Fulfillment Office Staff
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December 25, 2014

From the North Pole Fulfillment Office
Greetings Occupant:
We have reviewed your Naughty/Nice Statement for calendar 2014. A coal-filled stocking will serve as your Notice of Naughtiness. If you are not in receipt of same, enjoy your gifts and have a happy holiday.
Sincerely,
North Pole Fulfillment Office Staff
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Image (“Santa’s Spreadsheet, after Haddon Sundblom”) by Mike Licht. Download a copy here. Creative Commons license; credit Mike Licht, NotionsCapital.com
Comments are welcome if they are on-topic, substantive, concise, and not boring. Comments may be edited for clarity and length.
Tags:business, children, Christmas, christmas stockings, coal, compliance, Father Christmas, form letters, gifts, holidays, kids, Kris Kringle, Naughty, naughty or nice, Nice, parody, retail, Santa, Santa Claus, shipping
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December 25, 2012

Greetings Occupant:
We have reviewed your Naughty/Nice Statement for calendar year 2012. A coal-filled stocking will serve as your Notice of Naughtiness. If you are not in receipt of same, enjoy your gifts and have a happy holiday.
Sincerely,
The North Pole Fulfillment Office Staff
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Image (“Santa’s Spreadsheet, after Haddon Sundblom”) by Mike Licht. Download a copy here. Creative Commons license; credit Mike Licht, NotionsCapital.com
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December 25, 2011

Greetings Occupant:
We have reviewed your Naughty/Nice Statement for calendar 2011. A coal-filled stocking will serve as your Notice of Naughtiness. If you are not in receipt of same, enjoy your gifts and have a happy holiday.
Sincerely,
North Pole Fulfillment Office Staff
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Image (“Santa’s Spreadsheet, after Haddon Sundblom”) by Mike Licht. Download a copy here. Creative Commons license; credit Mike Licht, NotionsCapital.com
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