Archive for the ‘Plaxico’ Category

Plaxico Penalty: Prison

September 23, 2009

Plaxico Penalty: Prison

Plaxico Burress caught the winning pass in Super Bowl XLII, but yesterday the former NFL star caught a prison sentence for short yardage, 2 years. He could have spent 36 years in a New York prison, but pleaded guilty to the get the shorter term. Prison time is compulsory for New York City gun crimes.


Police Pounce on Plaxico’s Pants

December 25, 2008

Police Pounce on Plaxico's Pants

The sweatpants were hung by the chimney with care, and that’s why a bunch of policeman were there. At Plaxico Burress’s house, in New Jersey. The local cops took New York City Police caroling at the NFL star’s home on Tuesday.


Perfect Holiday Gift 2008

December 9, 2008

Perfect Holiday Gift 2008

The perfect Christmas, Hanukkah, or Kwanzaa gift of 2008.

The perfect New Years or Three Kings Day gift of 2009.

Even for the NFL player who has too much of everything.


Image by Mike Licht. Download a copy here. Creative Commons license; credit Mike Licht,, who wishes you a safe and sane holiday season and a prosperous New Year.