Arsonist Torches Fox Fake Christmas Tree

A homeless man with a Bic lighter set the Fox News Christmas tree on fire last week. Fox is the HQ of fake news, so of course it was a fake tree. The 50-foot-tall tree-shaped object was really a graduated series of metal hoops festooned with green fringe, glass ornaments, and lights. God takes decades to make a 50-foot tree, but Fox put theirs together in 21 hours. Fox faked up a second “tree” 24 hours after the incineration.


Comedy Central claims Fox News covered the tree torching as “Pine-Eleven.”

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Music: “Christmas Tree On Fire,” written and recorded by Tom Heinl, 2003.

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