After his triumphant press conference at Philiadelphia’s luxurious Four Seasons Total Landscaping (first right after the Fantasy Island adult bookstore), where he presented first-hand testimony about voter fraud from a convicted weenie-wagger, Rudy Giuliani has been put in charge of Donald Trump’s legal attempts to overturn the results of Trump’s defeat in the 2020 presidential election. Of course. If all your cases are being laughed out of court, why not send in the clowns?
More:
“Trump attorney Rudy Giuliani claims presidential election will be ‘overturned,’” Ebony Bowden, NY Post
“Giuliani wrecks Trump campaign’s well-laid legal plans,” Alex Isenstadt, Politico
“Lawyers decided to quit Trump case after chaotic Four Seasons Landscaping press conference,” Oliver O’Connell, The Independent
“‘Donald Trump v. USA’: Legal Experts Marvel as Election Lawsuits Border on Bizarre,” Alexandra Garrett, Newsweek
“Giuliani Arrives in Ukraine to Look for More Votes,” Andy Borowitz, The New Yorker
Updates:
“Trump’s Legal Path to Overturn the Election Results Appears 100 Percent Dead,” Rick Hansen, Election Law Blog
“Rudy Leaps Into Trump Camp’s Off-The-Rails PA Lawsuit Ahead Of Big Tuesday Hearing,” Tierney Sneed, TalkingPointsMemo
“Here’s what happened when Rudolph Giuliani made his first appearance in federal court in nearly three decades,” Jon Swaine and Aaron Schaffer, Washington Post
“Rudy Giuliani Is Asking for $20K a Day to Launch Ridiculous Election Lawsuits,” Pilar Melendez, Daily Beast
“Been injured in an election? Call Rudy Giuliani now!” Alexandra Petri, Washington Post
“There’s a Petition to Add Four Seasons Total Landscaping to the National Register of Historic Places,” Mimi Montgomery, Washingtonian
“Trump’s legal team seemingly didn’t notice its allegation of election fraud in Michigan is based on data from Minnesota,” Kathryn Krawczyk, The Week
“Rudy Giuliani’s Son Tests Positive for COVID Day After Attending Dad’s Bonkers ‘Fraud’ Briefing,” Rachel Olding, Daily Beast
“Fact-checking Giuliani and the Trump legal team’s wild, fact-free press conference
By Tara Subramaniam, Holmes Lybrand and staff, CNN
“A Republican judge just tore into Trump’s election lawyers for their incompetence,” Ian Millhiser, Vox
“Trump Campaign Lawyers Step Up but Are Swiftly Knocked Down,” Zach Montague and Alan Feuer, New York Times
“Chris Christie calls the conduct of Trump’s legal team a ‘national embarrassment,’” Paul Kane and Felicia Sonmez, Washington Post
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