Shocking Sexual Assault at CPAC 2020

Serial adulterer and habitual flag molester Donald Trump forcibly assaulted Old Glory in full view of the entire 2020 Conservative Political Action Conference at a Maryland casino-hotel on Saturday. He unconvincingly murmured “I love you, baby” into to the flag’s field of stars. This is a clear violation of the U.S. Flag Code and common decency but, once again, the GOP failed to call SVU.

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