GOP Space Alien Abduction Survivor Runs for Congress in Florida

GOP Space Alien Abduction Survivor Runs for Congress in Florida

Republican Bettina Rodriguez Aguilera, a former Doral city council member, is running for the House seat of retiring Rep. Ileana Ros-Lehtinen. Ms. Rodriguez Aguilera is uniquely qualified to represent the Sunshine State, as she has secret knowledge telepathically transmitted to her by the tall blond-haired space aliens who took her aboard their spaceship when she was 7 years old.

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“Miami politician says aliens took her on a spaceship. Now she’s running for Congress.” Alex Daugherty and Patricia Mazzei, Miami Herald

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