2016 Election Becomes a Weiner Roast

2016 Election Becomes a Weiner Roast

The fate of the nation now depends on the undoubtedly unsanitary laptop of disgraced former congressman Anthony Weiner (aka Carlos Danger). His estranged wife, foreign relations pro and Hillary Clinton advisor Huma Abedin, may have exchanged email with Secretary Clinton on that device. FBI Director James Comey decided to end his law enforcement career in absolute disgrace by revealing this vague detail of an ongoing investigation 11 days before the the 2016 presidential election.

The FBI doesn’t know if any emails on the computer are classified, or are duplicates of emails they’ve already cleared, but someone does: Donald Trump. The GOP candidate knows more about ISIS than the generals, so he knows more about what’s on that computer than the FBI does. In fact, Mr. Trump is so prescient and such a great judge of character that he donated to Anthony Wiener’s 1997 city council campaign and 2007 and 2010 congressional campaigns.


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