Labor Day To-Do List

Labor Day To-Do List
Now that September is upon us, remember:

1. The 2013 NFL season starts Thursday, September 5th. Get snacks & beer.

2. Air out woolens.

3. Buy leaf bags.

4. Don’t wear white shoes after September 2nd. 
Persons wearing white shoes in the continental United States past that date are assumed to be illegal aliens from the Southern Hemisphere, and will be treated accordingly. You have been warned.


“Why Can’t You Wear White After Labor Day?” Kathy Benjamin, Mental Floss

“The Reason(s) Behind the No-White-After-Labor-Day Rule (Blame the One Percent!),” John Surico, Village Voice

Why We Can’t Wear White After Labor Day,” Laura Fitzpatrick, Time

Vaguely related:

“Labor Day Is a Scam To Keep You Poor and Miserable Forever,” Ken Layne, Gawker


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