Goodnight, Newt

Goodnight, Newt
Despite winning a phenomenal total of two entire state primaries, disgraced former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich has suspended his campaign for the Republican presidential nomination. No word if he will resume his quest to become lunar colony governor.

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2 Responses to “Goodnight, Newt”

  1. List of X Says:

    As Newt himself would say, “It’s very hard not to look at the recent polls and think that the odds are very high I’m going to be the lunar colony governor”.

  2. Grandiose Gingrich, Cheap « NotionsCapital Says:

    […] Failed Republican presidential candidate and disgraced former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich is known for his deep thoughts, and he’ll share them with you at bargain-basement rates. Mr. Gingrich has cut his speaking fees from $60,000 $25,000. Earlier this year the health care policy think tank he founded declared bankruptcy. “While health-care costs have bankrupted many without insurance, Gingrich may be the first to go broke studying health-care delivery,” observed University of Georgia professor Charles S. Bullock III. Mr. Gingrich’s other think tank, American Solutions for Winning the Future, shut down last year. […]

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