Someone is terrorizing Commerce Township Michigan (population 40,186). “I have to go to the post office at 6 o’clock in the morning to avoid him,” said 69-year-old Edna Geisler. “He tried to come right in the door,” said neighbor Rick Reid. “He bit me on the elbow.”
The terrorist: “Godzilla,” a 25-pound tom turkey.
“With video: Godzilla the wild turkey stalks Commerce Township woman,” John Wisely, Detroit Free Press
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March 7, 2012 at 3:45 pm
Get a squirt gun and the Tom will leave her alone. I’ve had to do that with Muscovy drakes and other over protective animals. Most will turn tail.
March 7, 2012 at 3:59 pm
James Blair wrote: Get a squirt gun and the Tom will leave her alone.
From the sound of it, a water cannon is called for, or at least a high-pressure garden hose.