Turkey Terror Stalks Commerce Township!

Turkey Terror Stalks Commerce Township!

Someone is terrorizing Commerce Township Michigan (population 40,186). “I have to go to the post office at 6 o’clock in the morning to avoid him,” said 69-year-old Edna Geisler. “He tried to come right in the door,” said neighbor Rick Reid. “He bit me on the elbow.”

The terrorist: “Godzilla,” a 25-pound tom turkey.

“With video: Godzilla the wild turkey stalks Commerce Township woman,” John Wisely, Detroit Free Press


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2 Responses to “Turkey Terror Stalks Commerce Township!”

  1. James Blair Says:

    Get a squirt gun and the Tom will leave her alone. I’ve had to do that with Muscovy drakes and other over protective animals. Most will turn tail.

  2. Mike Licht Says:

    James Blair wrote: Get a squirt gun and the Tom will leave her alone.
    From the sound of it, a water cannon is called for, or at least a high-pressure garden hose.

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