Bachmann Sees the Light

Bachmann Sees the Light
Rep. Michele “Crazy Eyes” Bachmann (R, MN-6) has seen the light in Iowa, a red stoplight. She is halting her quest for the Republican presidential nomination. Mrs. Bachmann won the Iowa Straw Poll in August by an overwhelming 152 votes, and that’s about how many people voted for her yesterday in the Iowa Caucus.

Mrs. Bachmann’s Straw Poll triumph, together with her outstanding record as a taxpayer-hounding IRS attorney, education radical, submissive wife, Tea Party loon, fundamentalist zealot, and prima diva drama queen should have given her a lock on the GOP nomination, but Iowa can be fickle.

But take heart, citizen. In her curtain speech, Michele Bachmann assured us that, rest assured, she’ll always be America’s drama queen.

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One Response to “Bachmann Sees the Light”

  1. Mike Licht Says:

    UPDATE:

    “Michele Bachmann Tragically Aborts Her Presidential Campaign,” Kirsten Boyd Johnson, Wonkette

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