Turkeys of Doom!

Turkeys of Doom!

Next Thursday, a turkey will be a welcome guest in most American homes, but don’t be fooled. Alive and free-range, Meleagris gallopavo is a danger to life, limb, and giblets. Wild turkeys are flying into windshields and killing motorcyclists on roads across the country. In Canada, too. A bird even tried to take out a sixteen-wheeler on I-75 in Kentucky.

And the big birds have politics. Turkeys hate the media as much as any Tea Party loon:

 

 

UPDATE: “Roads & Wildlife,” George A. Hurst, National Wild Turkey Federation Wildlife Bulletin No. 23

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One Response to “Turkeys of Doom!”

  1. rawfulnews Says:

    The early pilgrims would be proud of how tough Americans are.
    Let’s see PETA defend turkeys after this terrible assault.
    Gobbles may geeble but they never FALL down.

    I can go for days.

    http://rawfulnews.com/

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