Summer’s here, time for Vacation Bible School. This year, Evangelist and presidential candidate Michele Bachmann (R, MN- 6) will lead the classes (the Lord told her to, no doubt). Courses include:
Parable of Loaves & Fishes: “If we took away the minimum wage — if conceivably it was gone — we could potentially virtually wipe out unemployment completely because we would be able to offer jobs at whatever level.” (January 2005).
Calling All Girls! “The Lord says be submissive. Wives, you are to be submissive to your husbands.” (October 2006).
Economics: Unemployment is good.
The Abominations of Leviticus: CFL bulbs, Evolution, naughty pictures, Sharia law, Climate Change, Teh Gays, the U.S. Census, and more!
For Troubled Teenagers: Exorcism.
American History: Founding Father John Q. Adams and other Abolitionists; New Hampshire, Cradle of the American Revolution; Slavery and Family Values.
See you there, kids! Sure it’s hot, but wear modest clothing — in Christian and patriotic patterns if possible, because there’s nothing as righteous as wrapping yourself in Jesus and the flag.
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NotionsCapital 
July 13, 2011 at 11:44 pm
Ah, wives must be submissive to their husbands and these are relationships to cherish, but gay relationships are based on servitude, even slavery. Go figure.
Let’s just say the gay percentage of the population is similar in both repubs and dems. She’s out of here. Now let’s get to the Mormons. Two, unbelievably. Both have to distance themselves. Y’all may have to visit [Utah] to check out the situation.