John Ensign, U.S. Senator from Nevada (“The Whores & Gambling State”) has announced his resignation from Congress, despite earlier promises to see out the remainder of his term. The Evangelical Christian Republican, a confessed adulterer who slept with His Neighbor’s Wife, resigned to avoid an ethics investigation into the $96,000 payment of hush money he made to said Neighbor’s Wife, an employee and the wife of an employee.
Senator Ensign often opined that he was better than former President Bill Clinton, who only got a quickie with an intern. The Bill Clinton comparison always comes up since Ensign, as a congressman, voted to impeach then-President Clinton for embarrassing the nation and causing a lack of confidence in government.
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While in Washington, Senator Ensign resided with his other ministry, the C Street Cabal. No word if Senator Ensign will return to his former professions, casino keeper and veterinarian or if he will observe Easter back at the Meadows Fellowship Foursquare Church in Las Vegas.
Mr. Ensign’s successor will be appointed by Nevada Governor Brian Sandoval, former Chairman of the Nevada Gaming Commission, state Attorney General, and G.W. Bush-appointed Federal Judge.
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