Proven: The Terror Baby Menace!

 Proven: The Terror Baby Menace!

At last, scientific vindication of the Terror Baby menace, the wave of pregnant terrorist tourists coming to our country and dropping their evil spawn amongst us to bomb us into oblivion. This threat to National Security was first brought to our attention by Congressman Louie Gohmert (R, TX-1) . Mr. Gohmert discovered this phenomenon through the actual chit-chat of an actual foreign woman during an actual overseas airline flight.

Now the Center for Immigration Studies, America’s most official-sounding xenophobic “think tank,” has released a scientific study, based on scientifically-selected editorials, which expresses Islamic Infant Terror Tourist Tactics in actual Arabic Numbers. It reveals that millions of fecund foreign females cross our borders to study and vacation in our fair land and, given their unAmerican high fertility rates, they undoubtedly eject infants before departing. Simple arithmatic shows that as many as 200,000 infant invaders can be be born here under the flimsy cover of legitimate tourist and student visas. These baby bombers can claim U.S. citizenship after a mere 21 years and dissappear amongst us to menace our precious malls and McDonald’s.

The courageous author of the study is  “W.D. Reasoner” (pseudonym), ” a retired government employee with many years of experience in immigration administration, law enforcement, and national security matters.” We think he may have patted-down Rep. Gohmert at National airport last year. W.D. is pictured below. If you see him around DC, thank him.

W.D. Reasoner, authoritative Washington source
W.D. Reasoner, authoritative Washington source.

Top image by Mike Licht. Download a copy here.  The handsome photo of W.D. Reasoner (suitable for framing) may be downloaded here. Creative Commons license; credit Mike Licht, NotionsCapital.com

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3 Responses to “Proven: The Terror Baby Menace!”

  1. Dog Gone Says:

    I think Gohmert, and ‘Reasoner’ are too easily ‘rattled’.

    As in they have the mentality and intellect of a cranky toddler.

    Gohmert has always struck me as one of the dumbest members of our Congress — and I come from the state that elected Michele Bachmann, so I have some stupidity with which to compare him.

  2. Mike Licht Says:

    Dog Gone wrote: … I have some stupidity with which to compare him.

    Um, you might want to rephrase that ….

    Mr. Gohmert has always worked for the government, and his last job was as a judge, so it’s odd he is ways so hot to act on the flimsiest hearsay “evidence.”

  3. Dog Gone Says:

    Here is the CDC food police quote from Gohmert:

    “Centers for Disease Control in Atlanta said people in America are not eating enough fruits and vegetables. They want all the power of the federal government to force you to eat more fruits and vegetables. This is what the federal, CDC, they going to be calling people and finding out how many fruits and vegetables you eat (sic) today. This is socialism of the highest order!”
    (source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvpCIjFuwXE)

    So apparently dummy Gohmert thinks the CDC is the food police, and that encouraging people to eat more healthy food choices is …….socialism? No, he just says dumb things, not unlike the dumb bunny (to use my grandmother’s more polite term for it) in my back yard, Michele Bachmann who doesn’t know New Hampshire from Massachusetts.

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