Greetings Boy or Girl:
We have reviewed your Naughty/Nice Statement for calendar 2010. A coal-filled stocking will serve as your Notice of Naughtiness. If you are not in receipt of same, have a happy holiday.
Sincerely,
The North Pole Compliance Office
Image (“Santa’s Spreadsheet, after Haddon Sundblom”) by Mike Licht. Download a copy here. Creative Commons license; credit Mike Licht, NotionsCapital.com
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