Terrorist Baby Invasion!

Terrorist Baby Invasion!

Terrorist babies are entering the U.S. from Mexico. Luckily, they have been spotted by sharp-eyed Congressman Louie Gohmert (R, TX-1), whose gerrymandered East Texas district shares borders with the terrorist states of Arkansas and Louisiana. Even though Mr. Gohmert is running unopposed, infant invasion intensity is increasing as election day nears.

Mr. Gohmert used the House floor to warn that pregnant terrorists are sneaking into the USA to give birth to rug rat rebels who have legal American citizenship.  He recently reaffirmed that  insidious infant infiltrators and toddler terrorists are crawling around in the USA.

Will these baby bombers stop at nothing? Thank God for our vigilant Texas Republicans.


 “Anderson Cooper Gets Testy Over Crazy Representative’s ‘Terror Babies’ Theory,” Adrian Chen, Gawker.

“Evening Buzz: ‘Terror Babies’ Taking Aim at U.S.?” Maureen Miller, AC360.

“ATTACK OF THE TERROR BABIES!” Frank Lake, Weekly World News.

“Ex-FBI Official Debunks ‘Terror Babies’ Conspiracy Theory On CNN,” Eric Kleefeld, TPM.


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2 Responses to “Terrorist Baby Invasion!”

  1. Roger L. Owen Says:

    It appears that Congressman Louie Gohmert, TX-01 has no opposition this year. If it is possible, I am considering throwing my name into the race as a write-in candidate so the voters in East Texas have a choice.

    I would be running on the same platform as in 2006 and 2008

    Roger L. Owen
    Democratic Nominee, 2006
    Independent Candidate, 2008

  2. Anchor Babies. Again. « NotionsCapital Says:

    […] favorites wrapped their xenophobia and racism in Homeland Security rhetoric, warning of “Terrorist Babies.” Radical Muslim women, we were warned, were coming to America and giving birth to radical […]

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