Terrorist Bomber Babies!

Terrorist Bomber Babies!
Pregnant terrorists are infiltrating America to give birth to baby bombers, reports Congressman Louie Gohmert (R, TX-1). Mr. Gohmert, ranking Republican on the subcommittee on Crime, Terrorism and Homeland Security, announced this on the House floor: 

“I talked to a retired FBI agent who said that one of the things they were looking at were terrorist cells overseas who had figured out how to game our system. And it appeared they would have young women, who became pregnant, would get them into the United States to have a baby. They wouldn’t even have to pay anything for the baby. And then they would turn back where they could be raised and coddled as future terrorists. And then one day, twenty…thirty years down the road, they can be sent in to help destroy our way of life. ‘Cause they figured out how stupid we are being in this country to allow our enemies to game our system, hurt our economy, get setup in a position to destroy our way of life.”

They “wouldn’t even have to pay anything for the baby”? That certainly would “hurt our economy” and “destroy our way of life,” our sacred Free Market. Perhaps Mr. Gohmert will introduce a bill allowing abortions for unborn terrorist tots.

Mr. Gohmert later corroborated his “unborn terrorist” allegations on Fox News, citing a conversation he had with an unnamed woman sitting next to him on an airplane. In 2008.


“Texas Rep. Louie Gohmert warns of baby-making terrorists coming to US,” Joe Tacopino, New York Daily News.

“Rep. Gohmert Cites FBI Source for ‘Baby-Terrorists’ Alert,” Mary McHugh, New American. 

“Pregnant Women Are Being Sent to U.S. to Have Terrorist Babies, Congressman Says,” Fox News.

“Rep. Louie Gohmert: Hamas Tourists Are Having Babies In The U.S. Who Will Come Back To ‘Blow Us Up,’” Andrea Nill, Think Progress.

“Gohmert Presses His Case on Terrorist Babies ….,” Steve Benen, Washington Monthly.

“Texas Republican Gohmert: Demons Have Invaded The Capital,” Sam Stein, Huffington Post.

“TX Rep. Gohmert Invokes Hitler in Support of BP,” Libby Shaw, Burnt Orange Report.


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