Best New Year’s Resolutions Ever

Best New Year's Resolutions Ever

If asked about your New Year’s Resolutions for 2010, the best response is “I am far from perfect, but self-criticism sessions went out with Chairman Mao. So Happy New Year, and let’s have another drink.”

If friends and family insist you make resolutions, perhaps at gunpoint, you may benefit from this list of the Top 10 Best New Year’s Resolutions Ever:

01. I will make no New Year’s Resolutions.

02. I will make no New Year’s Resolutions.

03. I will make no New Year’s Resolutions.

04. I will make no New Year’s Resolutions.

05. I will make no New Year’s Resolutions.

06. I will make no New Year’s Resolutions.

07. I will make no New Year’s Resolutions.

08. I will make no New Year’s Resolutions.

09. I will make no New Year’s Resolutions.

10. I will make no New Year’s Resolutions.

 With enough willpower you can keep these resolutions, unlike those boring conventional ones.

Happy 2010. Have a safe and sane holiday.

 

Image by Mike Licht

Comments are welcome if they are on-topic, substantive, concise, and not boring or obscene. Comments may be edited for clarity and length.

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