Creditor Repossesses DC Panda

Creditor Repossesses DC Panda

Tai Shan, the National Zoo’s four-year-old panda cub, will be sent to the People’s Republic of China, the largest U.S. creditor, Smithsonian officials announced today. 

The United States owes China approximately eleventy-seven trillion dollars plus three giant pandas.

Panda repo details here.


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3 Responses to “Creditor Repossesses DC Panda”

  1. I’m happy and sad for you « Advanced Citizenship Says:

    […] Waking up to the news that Tai Shan has to go away.  And really […]

  2. Tai Shan, the Movie « NotionsCapital Says:

    […] Shan, the young Giant Panda born in Washington DC, is heading to his ancestral homeland to seek romance. Okay, to participate in a breeding program in Sichuan Province, […]

  3. The Panda Express « NotionsCapital Says:

    […] Washington sources believe our nation’s largest creditor is repossessing the rare beast and even taking a zookeeper hostage. National Zoo directors neither confirm or deny […]

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