Seasonal Health Threat: Zombies

Seasonal Health Threat: Zombies

This weekend will see a nationwide public health menace. 

Swine flu? Avian flu? No.

Zombie Behavior Spectrum Disorder, ZBSD. Zombie flu.

Don’t panic. The University of Florida has an emergency response plan.

University officials were not amused, and took the plan off the university website. They thought they had destroyed it. Ha.

IT LIVES!

Have a safe and sane Halloween.

UPDATES:

Zombie Worldwide Locator

Zombie Research Society

A Harvard Psychiatrist Explains Zombie Neurobiology

Modeling a Zombie Infection Outbreak

Michigan Zombie outbreak.

Santa Rosa zombies — with a cause.

Zombiethon.

British zombies to march on ‘parliament of the living dead’

Humans, zombies rumble in Burlington, VT

Grave concerns over Brisbane zombie plague

Zombie invasion draws near, students prepare

Zombies need love too

Bride and groom tying the knot as zombies

For Halloween, even zombies might need a self-help book

Flash Mob conhecido como Zombie Walk vai acontecer amanhã, às 15h, no Campo Grande, em Salvador

‘Zombies’ out of control in Winnipeg

Science ponders ‘zombie attack’

More to come

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2 Responses to “Seasonal Health Threat: Zombies”

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