Crime Pooch Punch-Out

Crime Pooch Punch-Out

McGruff the Crime Dog® was on a Washington street corner last week when a DC bus driver ran over and socked him in the snoot. The canine crimebuster did not bite back, but the bus driver was fired.

But why punch the pooch?

Simple. He’s a low-down hound, that’s why.

McGruff® ain’t nuttin’ but a freakin’ snitch.


McGruff the Crime Dog® name and likeness are registered trademarks of the National Crime Prevention Council, used here under the “satire” provisions of “fair use,” even though “Hello Kitty®” is cuter.

Image by Mike Licht. Download a copy here. Creative Commons license; credit Mike Licht,

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