Police Pounce on Plaxico’s Pants

Police Pounce on Plaxico's Pants

The sweatpants were hung by the chimney with care, and that’s why a bunch of policeman were there. At Plaxico Burress’s house, in New Jersey. The local cops took New York City Police caroling at the NFL star’s home on Tuesday.

Plaxico Burress has been very, very naughty, so all he got for Christmas was an executed search warrant. Mr. Burress presented the officers with thoughtful gifts: Blood-soaked sweatpants, firearms, ammunition, cell phones, sneakers. Gift cards, wrapping paper and gun permits seemed to be missing, but it’s the thought that counts. 

NotionsCapital wishes you and yours a safe and sane holiday season.

 

Image by Mike Licht. Download a copy here. Creative Commons license; credit Mike Licht, NotionsCapital.com

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