There is absolutely no truth to the rumor that Jenna Welch Bush, daughter of President and Mrs. George W. Bush, plans to honeymoon with fiancé Henry C. Hager at historic Guantanamo, Cuba.
We know this because we are starting the rumor here.
Honestly, what could be more romantic? The crash of the surf in the warm night air, silhouettes of palm trees against the sunset, the exotic Arabic murmur of the evening prayer . . . . Jenn and Hank will wish their honeymoon could last forever.
And it does for some — no habeus corpus.
Image by White House and unindicted co-conspirator Mike Licht.
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February 19, 2008 at 2:52 am
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