Congressman Mark Souder (R, IN-3) thinks your bedroom behavior may be a threat to the Republic, but is careful to note that his own admitted adultery was only with a part-time staff member. Since his subordinate was only part-time, perhaps that makes it “adultery lite.”
It was traditional adultery, of course, the heterosexual kind. Mr. Souder and his staffer are married, just not to each other.
