In the great news famine that accompanies a National Holiday, we caught up on celebrity scandals and discovered the awful truth about actor Charlie Sheen’s rampage in a Manhattan hotel. Mr. Sheen did something much worse than rough up a rented porn star, abuse booze (and perhaps drugs), froth at the mouth, and get rushed to the hospital. He destroyed the Eloise Suite at the Plaza. If Mr. Sheen ever faces a jury with American women on it, the television star is a dead man.
