
The wandering Olympic torch continues to play “hide-and-seek” with protesters in Buenos Aires, according to Associated Press. Stored in secret overnight, the torch will commence its last relay run through the Americas to the tune of a tango orchestra. Former tennis great Gabriela Sabatini is schedule to run the final leg and then jump over the net (oh . . . no net. Never mind). Since it always rains in BA on April afternoons, the torch will probably travel by bus anyway.

