A citizen army of patriotic Americans has urged the Obama Administration to save our homeland from the invading northern alien and his dangerous foreign assault vehicle. Soon after Justin Bieber was arrested for drunken drag racing on the streets of Miami Beach, over 100,000 people signed a petition to deport the Labatt-crazed pop star back to his native Canada. The White House has said it will respond.
If Mr. Bieber is booted out of the States he’ll join a distinguished roster of celebrity deportees including: Marcus Garvey (deported in 1927), Emma Goldman (1919), Charles Ponzi (1934), Lucky Luciano (1946), Rosaura Revueltas (1954), Charlize Theron (1994) …. Wait a minute. Film stars Rosaura Revueltas and Charlize Theron are “Undesirable Aliens“? Get the government some glasses.
“What It Would Take For Justin Bieber To Get Deported,” Matthew Bramlett, LAist
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