The permissive state of Maryland will allow use of the deer contraceptive GonaCon by unmarried bucks and does. Prepare for woodland orgies this fall. Nearby, the God-fearing Commonwealth of Virginia relies on a roadkill-maximizing abstinence-only policy. Virginia’s hunters and auto body shops are grateful.
Related:
“Roadkill Observation Collection System (ROCS): Phase III Development,” Western Transportation Institute at Montana State University
The Complete Venison Cookbook, by Harold Webster, Jr.
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Tags: birth control, contraceptives, deer, GonaCon, Maryland, sex, Virginia deer, whitetail deer
May 24, 2011 at 8:27 am
UPDATE:
“Deer Overpopulation Yields Disastrous Results For Forests,” Sabri Ben-Achour, WAMU-FM.