Federal Express has prepared a special “Panda Express” airplane to transport the four-year-old chubby cub to a panda breeding center in his ancestral home. The plane’s name is rather unfortunate; it’s the same as Andrew and Peggy Cherng’s 820-store fast food chain.
Anonymous Washington sources believe our nation’s largest creditor is repossessing the rare beast and even taking a zookeeper hostage. National Zoo directors neither confirm or deny these allegations, and probably wouldn’t even if we asked them.
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