Tuesday morning at school, when your kids are in a pliant, receptive mood after reciting the Pledge of Allegiance, the clever neuro-seducers of the White House will turn their classroom televisions into weapons of child destruction. Their tender brains will be warped against all you hold holy through a propaganda broadcast by The Obama himself! The fiend will turn your offspring against you with his litany of outrageous blasphemies, including:
“I know that sometimes, you get the sense from TV that you can be rich and successful without any hard work — that your ticket to success is through rapping or basketball or being a reality TV star, when chances are, you’re not going to be any of those things.”
A direct attack on all we hold sacred, undermining our freedoms! Socialism at its most malevolent!
Load the car! Get the kids! Bring the ammo! Head for the cabin!
Armageddon is upon us!
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