Before his exile to the barren wastelands of the Texas wilderness, disgraced ex-President George W. Bush told one last lie:
“There can be little debate about the results. America has gone more than seven years without another terrorist attack on our soil.”
Hah! Billions spent by the Amerikanische Heimat Sicherheit Abteilung but terrorists still stage blazing attacks in the United States with impunity! We warned you before, but you didn’t listen. Now MeanLouise reports more Bush-era outrages:
Jones, Oklahoma, January 22, 2009. A blazing attack by a suicide bomber sends schoolchildren scurrying for shelter!
Bayonne, New Jersey, October 18, 2007. A crazed attacker turns a Toyota Camry into a four-wheeled inferno.
Blue Island, Illinois, June 9, 2007. Terrorists set fire to a man’s house – twice. Homeowner: “It’s like a battlefield around here.”
Oil City, Pennsylvania, October 30, 2006. A brazen terrorist attacks and injures a uniformed Federal official, sending him to the hospital.
Mountain View, California, September 2006. Terrorist gangs attack a 4 year old boy and even baby strollers! Biological warfare is suspected.
Despite the “Miison Accomplished” rhetoric of Mr. Bush, terrorists are still bright-eyed and bushy-tailed and just as nuts as ever. Chief Justice Roberts isn’t the only fumble-mouth on the Bush Team. The former Cheerleader-in-Chief must have jumbled his history lessons to formulate his failed policy of ”"Trillions for defence contractors, but not one cent for public safety.”
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