While you worried about foreigners sneaking over the Mexican border, they snuck in from Europe and stole your beer! The Belgians are coming! The Belgians are coming! They bought Budweiser! They’ll probably cook the Budweiser Clydesdales and eat them!
Sorry . . . got carried away there a minute. No need to get excited. The Clydesdales will be well-appreciated. Belgians love viande chevaline (paardenvlees), especially in the horsetrading city of Vilvoorde, where the dubbele paardensteak is especially prized.
But what about Cindy? GOP First Lady Presumptive Cindy Lou McCain is the hereditary Anheuser-Busch Princess of Phoenix, a kingdom worth millions. Now that Belgian flag InBev is buying Anheuser-Busch, will Mrs. McCain, Senatorial wife and possible First Lady, be required to register as an agent of a foreign country? Will Belgian InBev demand payment in Arizona horseflesh?