[UPDATE: Rove report.]
Mr. Rove, former White House Resident Evil Genius, is a fugitive from a chain gang subpoena issued by a House Judiciary Committee subcommittee. His attorney has been in contact with committee staff for weeks, but forgot to mention that Mr. Rove would leave the country on what Rep. Chris Cannon (R, UT-3) described as a “long-planned trip” to . . . well, where did he go, anyway? No one seems to know; opinions differ.
We at NotionsCapital are inclined to believe that Mr. Rove is in one of these locations:
Afghanistan, Algeria, Andorra, Angola, Armenia, Bahrain, Bangladesh, Bhutan, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Brunei, Burkina Faso, Burundi, Cambodia, Cameroon, Cape Verde, Central African Republic, Chad, China (People’s Republic of China), Union of the Comoros, Congo, Democratic Republic of the, Cote d’ Ivoire, Djibouti, Equatorial Guinea, Ethiopia, Gabon, Guinea, Guinea-Bissau, Indonesia, Iran, Jordan, Kuwait, Laos, Lebanon, Libya, Madagascar, Maldives, Mali, Marshall Islands, Mauritania, Micronesia, Moldova, Mongolia, Mozambique, Myanmar, Namibia, Nepal, Niger, North Korea, Oman, Qatar, Russian Federation, Rwanda, São Tomé and Príncipe, Saudi Arabia, Senegal, Serbia and Montenegro, Somalia, Sudan, Syria, Togo, Taiwan, Tunisia, Uganda, Vanuatu, Vietnam, Western Samoa, Yemen, and Zimbabwe. Well, maybe not Iran.
Those are countries that do not have extradition treaties with the United States of America.
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