The distinguished literary journal Wonkette confirms that Viking Press will publish the memoirs of Cindy McCain. You may have read it in Publishers Weekly or USA Today.
Cindy Lou Hensley McCain, Arizona beer distributor, is the spouse of Senator John McCain, last man standing in the 2008 Republican primary campaign. Mrs. McCain will be assisted in this new endeavor by Washington, DC scribe Beth Brophy.
Regular scrollers of this weblog may recall that NotionsCapital previously advised Mrs. McCain to pen such a tome and relate her story of substance abuse to the scandal-seeking public as swiftly as possible. The story can be a campaign asset as well as a literary one. There is not a family of voters in the U.S.A. that has not had a loved one wrestle with addiction.
12 chapters, Mrs. McCain, one for each recovery step.
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